You guys are probably all, “Man, surely Parker and Erika have had as many interviews as is decent in polite society and the talking-about-themselves madness has finally, finally, been put to rest”

Friends? Friends. You are wrong. So wrong, in fact, that we have taken the typical interview one step further by having so much to say that it actually had to be cut in half and posted as two separate interviews.

Yes. That is correct. The always delightful and favorite-of-the-Studio Christian Lipski sat down with us and conducted the mother of all interviews which can be read on The Examiner in parts one and parts two. Bless this man for the hours it must have taken to transcribe our hour long conversation. Hats off to you, sir.